Privacy Policy
What this website collects, why, and what happens to it.
Last updated November 2, 2026
The short version
This website does not ask you for any personal information. We use privacy-respecting analytics that do not identify you. We do not sell your information, and we do not use advertising trackers.
The Results Snapshot
If you take the Results Snapshot, your answers stay in your own browser and are never sent to us. Closing the browser tab and ending the session discards them.
Your responses are a self-reported reflection, not a diagnosis, prediction, or judgment of your potential.
Analytics
We use a self-hosted installation of Umami to understand which pages people read. It records page views and a small number of events, such as which buttons are used. It does not set advertising cookies, does not build a profile of you across other websites, and does not collect your name or email address.
What we do not do
We do not sell, rent, or trade your information. We do not run advertising trackers or third-party marketing pixels on this site. We do not attempt to identify individual visitors from analytics data.
Other people's services
Enrolling in the Results System happens on a separate website, theresultssystem.com, which has its own privacy policy and its own accounts. This policy covers this website only.
Your choices
You can ask us what we hold about you, ask us to correct it, or ask us to delete it. Write to hello@resultsaresexy.com and we will respond. Because this website keeps no accounts and no database of visitors, there is usually nothing to delete beyond any email you have sent us.
Children
This website is intended for adults. We do not knowingly collect information from children.
Changes
If this policy changes materially, we will update the date at the top of this page.
Contact
Results Are Sexy Inc.
hello@resultsaresexy.com